[Interview] "Describe yourself in one word." Me: Lethargic.
by Eddie Soh
May 17, 2016 at 10:56AM
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Monday, 16 May 2016
Friday, 13 May 2016
Ok, I'll admit it, my choice of words is sometimes influenced by which ones I think I can spell correctly.
Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous. You're practically begging for typos.
Tuesday, 10 May 2016
Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds.
Me: I don't know how to dance to this kind of music Beer: yes you do
Monday, 9 May 2016
Some dude told me he's had 100 times more girls than me which made me laugh so much because 100 x 0 is still 0.
You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. I know that now.
Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late.
Burger King's slogan "Have It Your Way" was shortened from "Are You Sure You Wanna Eat This? Ok. Have It Your Way".
Thursday, 5 May 2016
UBER: Sounds better than "Let's get in this strange man's car!"
"Oh hello, I didn't see you there!" - Translation: I have failed to avoid you
Wednesday, 4 May 2016
Me: Sometimes I wish I wasn't shy and introverted Alcohol: I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS!
The traffic must be horrendous in a red light district
Tuesday, 3 May 2016
Everybody is complaining about their significant other, and I'm over here trying to keep mine charged above 10%.
Top Five Accountant Taboos: 5. Unreconciled difference 4. Doesn't foot & crossfoot 3. No journal entry support 2. Cooking the books 1. Sex
Monday, 2 May 2016
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