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Wednesday, 30 March 2016
Monday, 28 March 2016
Lord of the Rings is about a bunch of straight men fighting over jewelry.
Me: Got my finger stuck in this beer bottle. Wife: How?! M: Just help me. W: Have you tried butter? M: It's delicious. Now will you help me?
Sunday, 27 March 2016
Buddhist Monk sees kid in Nirvana t-shirt: "You like Nirvana? What's your favorite step on the 8-fold Path?" Kid: Nevermind "Yeah, me, too."
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