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Thursday, 28 April 2016
Wednesday, 27 April 2016
[Interviewing to be a mortician] Do you have any experience handling dead bodies? -Well I get my sleepy kids ready for school every day.
Any leftover cabbage can and will be shredded and mixed with mayo - Cole's Law
Stop saying "11/11/11" only happens once in a lifetime. EVERY date only happens once in a lifetime. That's how time works.
"What's your favourite Pixar film?" "Up, yours?" "No need to be like that I was only asking"
Monday, 25 April 2016
You come home early and catch the cat eating with a knife and fork at the table. You stare at each other unsure of the next move.
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