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All the jokes that I posted on my personal FB page.... (Enjoy laughing ya... life is too short, blink and nothing will happen) Most jokes are not mine, I do very rarely add my own. If I do, you will be able to tell.
Friday 31 July 2015
"Why are the good ones always taken?" - Me, staring at the assorted cookie tray
"Why are the good ones always taken?" - Me, staring at the assorted cookie tray
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August 01, 2015 at 09:40AM
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90% of parenting is just screaming at your kids to stop screaming.
90% of parenting is just screaming at your kids to stop screaming.
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August 01, 2015 at 09:38AM
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August 01, 2015 at 09:38AM
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Thursday 30 July 2015
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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July 31, 2015 at 11:46AM
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July 31, 2015 at 11:46AM
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Alien: why should I not blow up this planet? Human: we are an advanced species A: how do you travel? H: we light old dinosaurs on fire
Alien: why should I not blow up this planet? Human: we are an advanced species A: how do you travel? H: we light old dinosaurs on fire
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July 31, 2015 at 11:40AM
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July 31, 2015 at 11:40AM
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Wednesday 29 July 2015
'I HATE drama!' -Dramatic people
'I HATE drama!' -Dramatic people
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July 30, 2015 at 11:52AM
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July 30, 2015 at 11:52AM
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4 out of 5 dentists agree: kill a lion.
4 out of 5 dentists agree: kill a lion.
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July 30, 2015 at 11:52AM
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July 30, 2015 at 11:52AM
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Tuesday 28 July 2015
See if your child has learnt any swear words yet, by turning the wifi off while they're playing minecraft.
See if your child has learnt any swear words yet, by turning the wifi off while they're playing minecraft.
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July 29, 2015 at 12:12PM
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July 29, 2015 at 12:12PM
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"What would be your main strength?" Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?" They can't understand me.
"What would be your main strength?" Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?" They can't understand me.
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July 29, 2015 at 12:11PM
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July 29, 2015 at 12:11PM
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Monday 27 July 2015
COP: Do you know why I pulled you over? ME: I'm not sure. Over.
COP: Do you know why I pulled you over? ME: I'm not sure. Over.
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July 28, 2015 at 10:35AM
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July 28, 2015 at 10:35AM
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When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network "HELP, I'M STILL ALIVE!"
When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network "HELP, I'M STILL ALIVE!"
by Eddie Soh
July 28, 2015 at 10:33AM
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July 28, 2015 at 10:33AM
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Sunday 26 July 2015
A horse, a penguin and a chimp walked into a bar and that's when I realised I was drunk.
A horse, a penguin and a chimp walked into a bar and that's when I realised I was drunk.
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July 27, 2015 at 12:09PM
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July 27, 2015 at 12:09PM
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Son : “Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?" Dad : “It must be from your mother. I still have mine”
Son : “Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?" Dad : “It must be from your mother. I still have mine”
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July 27, 2015 at 12:09PM
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July 27, 2015 at 12:09PM
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Saturday 25 July 2015
Priest: Do you read to your kids from the Good Book? Me: Every night Priest: What's their favorite part? Me: When Frodo destroys the ring
Priest: Do you read to your kids from the Good Book? Me: Every night Priest: What's their favorite part? Me: When Frodo destroys the ring
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July 26, 2015 at 11:33AM
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July 26, 2015 at 11:33AM
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My mom used to make sure we were wearing our seatbelts in the back seat by slamming on the brakes. She was a kind soul.
My mom used to make sure we were wearing our seatbelts in the back seat by slamming on the brakes. She was a kind soul.
by Eddie Soh
July 26, 2015 at 11:28AM
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July 26, 2015 at 11:28AM
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Friday 24 July 2015
$100 a yr can feed a child in Africa which makes me think we're being overcharged for groceries.
$100 a yr can feed a child in Africa which makes me think we're being overcharged for groceries.
by Eddie Soh
July 25, 2015 at 09:00AM
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July 25, 2015 at 09:00AM
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No one ever questions how three little pigs were able to build houses in the first place.
No one ever questions how three little pigs were able to build houses in the first place.
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July 25, 2015 at 08:59AM
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July 25, 2015 at 08:59AM
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Thursday 23 July 2015
Daddy, where do bananas come from? Well son, when a manana and a womanana really love each other...
Daddy, where do bananas come from? Well son, when a manana and a womanana really love each other...
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July 24, 2015 at 01:56PM
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July 24, 2015 at 01:56PM
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Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Vet: I treat horses but maybe i can help M: My son broke his leg! V: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck
Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Vet: I treat horses but maybe i can help M: My son broke his leg! V: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck
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July 24, 2015 at 01:54PM
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July 24, 2015 at 01:54PM
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Wednesday 22 July 2015
Sorry, I can’t go to your party next month I have a headache.
Sorry, I can’t go to your party next month I have a headache.
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July 23, 2015 at 09:57AM
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July 23, 2015 at 09:57AM
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If u like water u already like 72% of me
If u like water u already like 72% of me
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July 23, 2015 at 09:50AM
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July 23, 2015 at 09:50AM
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You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish.
You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish.
by Eddie Soh
July 22, 2015 at 07:48PM
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July 22, 2015 at 07:48PM
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how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems
how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems
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July 22, 2015 at 07:42PM
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July 22, 2015 at 07:42PM
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Tuesday 21 July 2015
Monday 20 July 2015
There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.
There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.
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July 21, 2015 at 09:37AM
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July 21, 2015 at 09:37AM
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Sunday 19 July 2015
FACT: Carrots may be good for your eyes but alcohol will double your vision.
FACT: Carrots may be good for your eyes but alcohol will double your vision.
by Eddie Soh
July 20, 2015 at 11:48AM
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July 20, 2015 at 11:48AM
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Breakups is just a fancy name for what happens when men win arguments.
Breakups is just a fancy name for what happens when men win arguments.
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July 20, 2015 at 11:43AM
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July 20, 2015 at 11:43AM
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Saturday 18 July 2015
When times are tough: LEGOs is a good substitute for a burglar alarm
When times are tough: LEGOs is a good substitute for a burglar alarm
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July 19, 2015 at 12:06PM
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July 19, 2015 at 12:06PM
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talk to my left hand because you ain't right
talk to my left hand because you ain't right
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July 19, 2015 at 12:04PM
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July 19, 2015 at 12:04PM
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Best use of movie for dental ad... He doesn't look that bad with better teeth
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I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
by Eddie Soh
July 18, 2015 at 10:19PM
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July 18, 2015 at 10:19PM
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Thursday 16 July 2015
If you see me longingly looking at you at the pub, i'm just wondering if you're going to eat all those nachos?
If you see me longingly looking at you at the pub, i'm just wondering if you're going to eat all those nachos?
by Eddie Soh
July 17, 2015 at 02:01PM
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July 17, 2015 at 02:01PM
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The beauty of a text message is that it transcends time. You respond at your leisure. Unless it's from your wife, then you have 30 seconds.
The beauty of a text message is that it transcends time. You respond at your leisure. Unless it's from your wife, then you have 30 seconds.
by Eddie Soh
July 17, 2015 at 02:00PM
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July 17, 2015 at 02:00PM
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