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All the jokes that I posted on my personal FB page.... (Enjoy laughing ya... life is too short, blink and nothing will happen) Most jokes are not mine, I do very rarely add my own. If I do, you will be able to tell.
Thursday 31 December 2015
i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
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December 31, 2015 at 03:39PM
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December 31, 2015 at 03:39PM
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Wednesday 30 December 2015
Girl: So, your dating profile says you enjoy long walks by the sea & making ur own wine? Jesus: ON Girl: What? Jesus: Long walks ON the sea
Girl: So, your dating profile says you enjoy long walks by the sea & making ur own wine? Jesus: ON Girl: What? Jesus: Long walks ON the sea
by Eddie Soh
December 31, 2015 at 03:34PM
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December 31, 2015 at 03:34PM
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Tuesday 29 December 2015
Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.
Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.
by Eddie Soh
December 30, 2015 at 12:45PM
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December 30, 2015 at 12:45PM
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Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in KL.
Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in KL.
by Eddie Soh
December 30, 2015 at 12:35PM
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December 30, 2015 at 12:35PM
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Monday 28 December 2015
[first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* "We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?" *gets stabbed*
[first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* "We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?" *gets stabbed*
by Eddie Soh
December 29, 2015 at 02:52PM
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December 29, 2015 at 02:52PM
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I wrote 'WILL YOU MARRY ME?' on a balloon. However, before I could propose... -I popped the question
I wrote 'WILL YOU MARRY ME?' on a balloon. However, before I could propose... -I popped the question
by Eddie Soh
December 29, 2015 at 02:49PM
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December 29, 2015 at 02:49PM
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Sunday 27 December 2015
[ouija board] me: are there any spirits with us? Speak now ouija board: H E L L O F R O M T H E O T H E R S I D E me: ....please stop
[ouija board] me: are there any spirits with us? Speak now ouija board: H E L L O F R O M T H E O T H E R S I D E me: ....please stop
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December 28, 2015 at 12:32PM
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December 28, 2015 at 12:32PM
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The only bright side to food poisoning is weighing yourself when it's over.
The only bright side to food poisoning is weighing yourself when it's over.
by Eddie Soh
December 28, 2015 at 12:31PM
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December 28, 2015 at 12:31PM
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I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment
by Eddie Soh
December 27, 2015 at 06:08PM
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December 27, 2015 at 06:08PM
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U never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold
U never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold
by Eddie Soh
December 27, 2015 at 06:03PM
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December 27, 2015 at 06:03PM
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The lighting god Thor is actually chinese. Don't u wonder why it is always hot as we approaches Chinese New Year. He needs his holiday as well.
The lighting god Thor is actually chinese. Don't u wonder why it is always hot as we approaches Chinese New Year. He needs his holiday as well.
by Eddie Soh
December 27, 2015 at 05:08PM
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December 27, 2015 at 05:08PM
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Friday 25 December 2015
I lost a fight with my wife today and I wasn't even there.
I lost a fight with my wife today and I wasn't even there.
by Eddie Soh
December 26, 2015 at 09:28AM
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December 26, 2015 at 09:28AM
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I'd like to thank whomever told my mom that WTF means "wow that's fantastic." Her texts are so much more fun now.
I'd like to thank whomever told my mom that WTF means "wow that's fantastic." Her texts are so much more fun now.
by Eddie Soh
December 26, 2015 at 09:27AM
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December 26, 2015 at 09:27AM
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Thursday 24 December 2015
All I want for Christmas is youuuuuuuu........to get hit by a reindeer
All I want for Christmas is youuuuuuuu........to get hit by a reindeer
by Eddie Soh
December 25, 2015 at 11:34AM
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December 25, 2015 at 11:34AM
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Christmas has been cancelled! Santa died laughing when I told him you'd been good this year!
Christmas has been cancelled! Santa died laughing when I told him you'd been good this year!
by Eddie Soh
December 25, 2015 at 11:33AM
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December 25, 2015 at 11:33AM
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Wednesday 23 December 2015
The awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and then you end up walking the same way..
The awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and then you end up walking the same way..
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December 24, 2015 at 11:16AM
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December 24, 2015 at 11:16AM
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Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas. I woke up in a box.
Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas. I woke up in a box.
by Eddie Soh
December 24, 2015 at 11:11AM
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December 24, 2015 at 11:11AM
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Tuesday 22 December 2015
I always bring 2 pairs of pants when I play golf. Just in case I get a hole in one.
I always bring 2 pairs of pants when I play golf. Just in case I get a hole in one.
by Eddie Soh
December 23, 2015 at 02:44PM
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December 23, 2015 at 02:44PM
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[at funeral] Me: "I'm sorry your husband died in that boating accident in Venice" Widow: "please no.... Me: "you have my gondolances"
[at funeral] Me: "I'm sorry your husband died in that boating accident in Venice" Widow: "please no.... Me: "you have my gondolances"
by Eddie Soh
December 23, 2015 at 02:33PM
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December 23, 2015 at 02:33PM
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Monday 21 December 2015
That awkward moment when someone says "stop", and you don't know whether to respond with "collaborate and listen" or "hammer time."
That awkward moment when someone says "stop", and you don't know whether to respond with "collaborate and listen" or "hammer time."
by Eddie Soh
December 22, 2015 at 12:12PM
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December 22, 2015 at 12:12PM
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[reading test results] "It looks like you're gonna be just fine" [nurse whispers in ear] "Lol my bad u got like 6 weeks" -Steve Harvey M.D. (Of Ms Universe fame)
[reading test results] "It looks like you're gonna be just fine" [nurse whispers in ear] "Lol my bad u got like 6 weeks" -Steve Harvey M.D. (Of Ms Universe fame)
by Eddie Soh
December 22, 2015 at 12:08PM
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December 22, 2015 at 12:08PM
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Sunday 20 December 2015
Four Worst Feelings Ever: 4. Losing your job 3. Romantic break up 2. Death of a loved one 1. Needing to pee when you're stuck in traffic
Four Worst Feelings Ever: 4. Losing your job 3. Romantic break up 2. Death of a loved one 1. Needing to pee when you're stuck in traffic
by Eddie Soh
December 21, 2015 at 03:00PM
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December 21, 2015 at 03:00PM
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One time, a woman admitted she was wrong, but the government covered it up.
One time, a woman admitted she was wrong, but the government covered it up.
by Eddie Soh
December 21, 2015 at 02:53PM
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December 21, 2015 at 02:53PM
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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
by Eddie Soh
December 20, 2015 at 04:51PM
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December 20, 2015 at 04:51PM
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Guy: Do you like math? Girl: No. Guy: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Guy: Do you like math? Girl: No. Guy: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
by Eddie Soh
December 20, 2015 at 04:50PM
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December 20, 2015 at 04:50PM
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Thursday 17 December 2015
I blame our unhappy marriage on my wife mostly because of her poor choice in men.
I blame our unhappy marriage on my wife mostly because of her poor choice in men.
by Eddie Soh
December 18, 2015 at 03:07PM
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December 18, 2015 at 03:07PM
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Martin Shkreli (the guy who increases AIDS drug to 5000%) has been arrested. Bail will be set, then quickly raised to an amount he can't possible afford.
Martin Shkreli (the guy who increases AIDS drug to 5000%) has been arrested. Bail will be set, then quickly raised to an amount he can't possible afford.
by Eddie Soh
December 18, 2015 at 03:04PM
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December 18, 2015 at 03:04PM
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Wednesday 16 December 2015
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