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All the jokes that I posted on my personal FB page.... (Enjoy laughing ya... life is too short, blink and nothing will happen) Most jokes are not mine, I do very rarely add my own. If I do, you will be able to tell.
Wednesday 30 March 2016
Monday 28 March 2016
Lord of the Rings is about a bunch of straight men fighting over jewelry.
Lord of the Rings is about a bunch of straight men fighting over jewelry.
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March 29, 2016 at 02:34PM
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March 29, 2016 at 02:34PM
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Me: Got my finger stuck in this beer bottle. Wife: How?! M: Just help me. W: Have you tried butter? M: It's delicious. Now will you help me?
Me: Got my finger stuck in this beer bottle. Wife: How?! M: Just help me. W: Have you tried butter? M: It's delicious. Now will you help me?
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March 29, 2016 at 02:33PM
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March 29, 2016 at 02:33PM
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Sunday 27 March 2016
Buddhist Monk sees kid in Nirvana t-shirt: "You like Nirvana? What's your favorite step on the 8-fold Path?" Kid: Nevermind "Yeah, me, too."
Buddhist Monk sees kid in Nirvana t-shirt: "You like Nirvana? What's your favorite step on the 8-fold Path?" Kid: Nevermind "Yeah, me, too."
by Eddie Soh
March 28, 2016 at 10:53AM
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March 28, 2016 at 10:53AM
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If my next of kin takes a nap.. Can i call him Napkin?
If my next of kin takes a nap.. Can i call him Napkin?
by Eddie Soh
March 28, 2016 at 10:49AM
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March 28, 2016 at 10:49AM
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Thursday 24 March 2016
Wednesday 23 March 2016
God grant me the patience to accept the people whose outfits I cannot change.
God grant me the patience to accept the people whose outfits I cannot change.
by Eddie Soh
March 24, 2016 at 11:47AM
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March 24, 2016 at 11:47AM
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If love at first sight was really a thing, I would've been married to Cheetara from Thundercats
If love at first sight was really a thing, I would've been married to Cheetara from Thundercats
by Eddie Soh
March 24, 2016 at 11:46AM
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March 24, 2016 at 11:46AM
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Tuesday 22 March 2016
I don't trust people who say "I married my best friend" because I don't think dogs can truly consent to marriage.
I don't trust people who say "I married my best friend" because I don't think dogs can truly consent to marriage.
by Eddie Soh
March 22, 2016 at 05:46PM
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March 22, 2016 at 05:46PM
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Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics.
Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics.
by Eddie Soh
March 22, 2016 at 05:46PM
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March 22, 2016 at 05:46PM
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Monday 21 March 2016
[Job Interview] "It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17 X 19?" "36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"
[Job Interview] "It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17 X 19?" "36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"
by Eddie Soh
March 21, 2016 at 04:28PM
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March 21, 2016 at 04:28PM
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I'm extremely grateful that spiders don't scream back.
I'm extremely grateful that spiders don't scream back.
by Eddie Soh
March 21, 2016 at 04:22PM
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March 21, 2016 at 04:22PM
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Sunday 20 March 2016
My Grandfathers dying words to me were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
My Grandfathers dying words to me were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
by Eddie Soh
March 20, 2016 at 11:33PM
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March 20, 2016 at 11:33PM
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Therapist: what would you say to your dad if he were alive today? Me: sorry for cremating you. I honestly thought you were dead
Therapist: what would you say to your dad if he were alive today? Me: sorry for cremating you. I honestly thought you were dead
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March 20, 2016 at 11:30PM
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March 20, 2016 at 11:30PM
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Thursday 17 March 2016
Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car.
Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car.
by Eddie Soh
March 17, 2016 at 05:23PM
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March 17, 2016 at 05:23PM
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I think it's safe to take the fax numbers off our business cards, now, everybody.
I think it's safe to take the fax numbers off our business cards, now, everybody.
by Eddie Soh
March 17, 2016 at 04:58PM
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March 17, 2016 at 04:58PM
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Tuesday 15 March 2016
Who called it "falling in love" and not "assisted suicide"?
Who called it "falling in love" and not "assisted suicide"?
by Eddie Soh
March 16, 2016 at 01:41PM
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March 16, 2016 at 01:41PM
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[Job interview] "What are your strengths?" Me: I fall in love easily. "Erm, okay... what are your weaknesses?" Me: Those blue eyes of yours.
[Job interview] "What are your strengths?" Me: I fall in love easily. "Erm, okay... what are your weaknesses?" Me: Those blue eyes of yours.
by Eddie Soh
March 16, 2016 at 01:30PM
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March 16, 2016 at 01:30PM
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Monday 14 March 2016
Maybe Adele is singing about her cats. You don’t know.
Maybe Adele is singing about her cats. You don’t know.
by Eddie Soh
March 15, 2016 at 01:34PM
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March 15, 2016 at 01:34PM
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The location of a pimple on your body is directly correlated to how much your body hates you.
The location of a pimple on your body is directly correlated to how much your body hates you.
by Eddie Soh
March 15, 2016 at 01:26PM
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March 15, 2016 at 01:26PM
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Sunday 13 March 2016
Spiderman: Can I be in The Avengers now? Captain America: Um sure. Spiderman: What should I do? Iron Man: You're in charge of web design.
Spiderman: Can I be in The Avengers now? Captain America: Um sure. Spiderman: What should I do? Iron Man: You're in charge of web design.
by Eddie Soh
March 14, 2016 at 02:50PM
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March 14, 2016 at 02:50PM
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If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet with intelligent life - lets just make patterns in their crop and leave.
If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet with intelligent life - lets just make patterns in their crop and leave.
by Eddie Soh
March 14, 2016 at 02:47PM
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March 14, 2016 at 02:47PM
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"I found my charger!!" - a love story
"I found my charger!!" - a love story
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March 14, 2016 at 02:40PM
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March 14, 2016 at 02:40PM
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Friday 11 March 2016
Thursday 10 March 2016
[first day as a midwife] ME: Keep pushing! I can see the head! NURSE: You're at the wrong end.
[first day as a midwife] ME: Keep pushing! I can see the head! NURSE: You're at the wrong end.
by Eddie Soh
March 11, 2016 at 11:12AM
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March 11, 2016 at 11:12AM
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Dentist: "When was the last time you flossed?" Me: "BRO, you were there."
Dentist: "When was the last time you flossed?" Me: "BRO, you were there."
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March 11, 2016 at 11:10AM
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March 11, 2016 at 11:10AM
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Wednesday 9 March 2016
If a bear tries to attack you in the woods, give it your bicycle. Maybe it's one of those circus bears, you never know.
If a bear tries to attack you in the woods, give it your bicycle. Maybe it's one of those circus bears, you never know.
by Eddie Soh
March 10, 2016 at 01:40PM
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March 10, 2016 at 01:40PM
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Whoever thought up the spelling of the word "queue" is stueuepid.
Whoever thought up the spelling of the word "queue" is stueuepid.
by Eddie Soh
March 10, 2016 at 01:32PM
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March 10, 2016 at 01:32PM
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Tuesday 8 March 2016
"we should have a drink sometime" *never contacts them again*
"we should have a drink sometime" *never contacts them again*
by Eddie Soh
March 09, 2016 at 12:54PM
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March 09, 2016 at 12:54PM
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fred flinstone (my landlord): the rent is due me: say it fred: pls no me: i'm not paying fred: *sighs* the rent is yabba dabba due me: haha
fred flinstone (my landlord): the rent is due me: say it fred: pls no me: i'm not paying fred: *sighs* the rent is yabba dabba due me: haha
by Eddie Soh
March 09, 2016 at 12:32PM
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March 09, 2016 at 12:32PM
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Monday 7 March 2016
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
by Eddie Soh
March 08, 2016 at 11:27AM
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March 08, 2016 at 11:27AM
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I've lost so many friends to babies.
I've lost so many friends to babies.
by Eddie Soh
March 08, 2016 at 11:18AM
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March 08, 2016 at 11:18AM
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Sunday 6 March 2016
When someone in their 20's talks about "old people" they're talking about us.
When someone in their 20's talks about "old people" they're talking about us.
by Eddie Soh
March 07, 2016 at 12:37PM
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March 07, 2016 at 12:37PM
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[creation] GOD: You all have a divine purpose HORSE: I will plow man's field COW: I will give man milk GUINEA PIG: I will test man's shampoo
[creation] GOD: You all have a divine purpose HORSE: I will plow man's field COW: I will give man milk GUINEA PIG: I will test man's shampoo
by Eddie Soh
March 07, 2016 at 12:36PM
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March 07, 2016 at 12:36PM
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Friday 4 March 2016
If you get butterflies in your stomach You should probably stop eating insects
If you get butterflies in your stomach You should probably stop eating insects
by Eddie Soh
March 05, 2016 at 12:37PM
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March 05, 2016 at 12:37PM
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I'm skipping the gym today because I already have a six pack... waiting for me in the fridge at home.
I'm skipping the gym today because I already have a six pack... waiting for me in the fridge at home.
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March 05, 2016 at 12:35PM
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March 05, 2016 at 12:35PM
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Wednesday 2 March 2016
ME: I’ve been shot MEDIC: put pressure on the wound ME: ok, wound, are you saving for your child’s tuition because education is important
ME: I’ve been shot MEDIC: put pressure on the wound ME: ok, wound, are you saving for your child’s tuition because education is important
by Eddie Soh
March 03, 2016 at 03:03PM
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March 03, 2016 at 03:03PM
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Avoid cars that have a sign saying 'baby on board'. That driver has only had a couple of hours sleep and is likely to be suicidal.
Avoid cars that have a sign saying 'baby on board'. That driver has only had a couple of hours sleep and is likely to be suicidal.
by Eddie Soh
March 03, 2016 at 02:58PM
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March 03, 2016 at 02:58PM
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Tuesday 1 March 2016
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
by Eddie Soh
March 02, 2016 at 12:16PM
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March 02, 2016 at 12:16PM
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I hate it when you tell someone a lie to sound interesting and then you have to keep it up for several years because you married them.
I hate it when you tell someone a lie to sound interesting and then you have to keep it up for several years because you married them.
by Eddie Soh
March 02, 2016 at 12:13PM
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