Friday, 4 December 2015

If "The Breakfast Club" were filmed today, it would be a silent movie about 5 teens looking at their phones.

If "The Breakfast Club" were filmed today, it would be a silent movie about 5 teens looking at their phones.
by Eddie Soh

December 05, 2015 at 11:09AM
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Thursday, 3 December 2015

Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and

Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and
by Eddie Soh

December 04, 2015 at 01:02PM
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And then the devil said, "tell her to calm down."

And then the devil said, "tell her to calm down."
by Eddie Soh

December 04, 2015 at 01:02PM
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Wednesday, 2 December 2015

Smartphones are pacifiers for adults.

Smartphones are pacifiers for adults.
by Eddie Soh

December 03, 2015 at 01:23PM
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Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is “Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?”

Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is “Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?”
by Eddie Soh

December 03, 2015 at 01:22PM
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Tuesday, 1 December 2015

Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold until your battery is dead.

Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold until your battery is dead.
by Eddie Soh

December 02, 2015 at 02:11PM
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[funeral] ME: I never know what to say at these things. WIDOW: sorry for your loss. ME: it's ok, I'm sure I'll think of something.

[funeral] ME: I never know what to say at these things. WIDOW: sorry for your loss. ME: it's ok, I'm sure I'll think of something.
by Eddie Soh

December 02, 2015 at 02:05PM
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