Smart phone. Dumb battery.

Smart phone. Dumb battery.
by Eddie Soh

January 04, 2016 at 12:56PM
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Me: Was this product tested on animals? Clerk: Yes. Me: [outraged] I knew it!!!! Clerk: Sir, that's a dog leash.

Me: Was this product tested on animals? Clerk: Yes. Me: [outraged] I knew it!!!! Clerk: Sir, that's a dog leash.
by Eddie Soh

January 04, 2016 at 12:44PM
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I told God I wanted an understanding wife by this Chinese New Year He canceled CNY.

I told God I wanted an understanding wife by this Chinese New Year He canceled CNY.
by Eddie Soh

January 03, 2016 at 12:41PM
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I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
by Eddie Soh

January 03, 2016 at 12:36PM
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The worst kind of insomnia is snoring induced insomnia. That's when every time you start snoring your wife shoves you awake...

The worst kind of insomnia is snoring induced insomnia. That's when every time you start snoring your wife shoves you awake...
by Eddie Soh

January 01, 2016 at 06:49PM
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Wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years

Wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years
by Eddie Soh

January 01, 2016 at 06:46PM
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Star Wars 7.... Terrible with a capital T. (Everything is overly familiar)

Star Wars 7.... Terrible with a capital T. (Everything is overly familiar)
by Eddie Soh

January 01, 2016 at 06:23PM
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