Friday, 4 March 2016
Wednesday, 2 March 2016
ME: I’ve been shot MEDIC: put pressure on the wound ME: ok, wound, are you saving for your child’s tuition because education is important
Avoid cars that have a sign saying 'baby on board'. That driver has only had a couple of hours sleep and is likely to be suicidal.
Tuesday, 1 March 2016
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
I hate it when you tell someone a lie to sound interesting and then you have to keep it up for several years because you married them.
Monday, 29 February 2016
[Enter Password] drapes [Re-enter Password] carpet [Error: Passwords must match]
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