Drugs don't kill people, people who run out of drugs kill people
by Eddie Soh
April 04, 2016 at 01:53PM
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Sunday, 3 April 2016
Ice cream is clearly God's way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.
Saturday, 2 April 2016
alarm (noun) -a device commonly used in the morning to invent new curse words.
Ok doc, give it to me straight. "It's cancer" How bad? "Really bad, you have 2 months." OMG "APRIL FOOLS!" Whew- "You have 2 days."
The most unspoiled beach in the world is probably in Sabah. Especially those facing Philipines.
Friday, 1 April 2016
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: sir calm down ME (having panic attack): sorry I've never flown before PILOT (over intercom): dont worry neither have I lol
Doctor: "I need to draw some blood." Me: "Okay." Doctor: "Do you have a red crayon I could borrow?"
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