You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. I know that now.

You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. I know that now.
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May 10, 2016 at 12:31PM
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Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late.

Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late.
by Eddie Soh

May 09, 2016 at 03:57PM
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Burger King's slogan "Have It Your Way" was shortened from "Are You Sure You Wanna Eat This? Ok. Have It Your Way".

Burger King's slogan "Have It Your Way" was shortened from "Are You Sure You Wanna Eat This? Ok. Have It Your Way".
by Eddie Soh

May 09, 2016 at 03:53PM
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UBER: Sounds better than "Let's get in this strange man's car!"

UBER: Sounds better than "Let's get in this strange man's car!"
by Eddie Soh

May 06, 2016 at 12:01PM
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"Oh hello, I didn't see you there!" - Translation: I have failed to avoid you

"Oh hello, I didn't see you there!" - Translation: I have failed to avoid you
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May 06, 2016 at 11:54AM
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Me: Sometimes I wish I wasn't shy and introverted Alcohol: I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS!

Me: Sometimes I wish I wasn't shy and introverted Alcohol: I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS!
by Eddie Soh

May 05, 2016 at 12:27PM
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The traffic must be horrendous in a red light district

The traffic must be horrendous in a red light district
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May 05, 2016 at 12:22PM
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