Cop: you failed to obey the stop sign Me: I got lost in the music C: what song? M: I'd rather not say C: what song?!? M: I saw the sign
by Eddie Soh
August 07, 2015 at 10:41AM
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Thursday, 6 August 2015
Son, my best advice is to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and marry her. She knows how to make bad decisions and stick with them.
Wednesday, 5 August 2015
First date: [ok, don't let her know you're a t-rex] Her: I absolutely love it when guys open the car door for me Me: Shit.
Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now I live on Sesame Street with Ernie.
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