Sometimes you've got to ask yourself: 'Why am I talking to myself?'

Sometimes you've got to ask yourself: 'Why am I talking to myself?'
by Eddie Soh

September 10, 2015 at 11:18AM
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[INT. STARBUCKS - DAY] Me: Theres a large rat in the bathroom Barista: ? Me: A large rat Barista: ? Me: THERES A VENTI RAT IN THE BATHROOM

[INT. STARBUCKS - DAY] Me: Theres a large rat in the bathroom Barista: ? Me: A large rat Barista: ? Me: THERES A VENTI RAT IN THE BATHROOM
by Eddie Soh

September 10, 2015 at 11:16AM
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Come MALAYSIA day, PDRM will have the easiest task of arresting the crooks in the country assembling in the city centre. No wonder they allow it. Nice play, PDRM.

Come MALAYSIA day, PDRM will have the easiest task of arresting the crooks in the country assembling in the city centre. No wonder they allow it. Nice play, PDRM.
by Eddie Soh

September 10, 2015 at 09:53AM
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I dont care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.

I dont care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
by Eddie Soh

September 09, 2015 at 06:14PM
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Please. Danger is my middle name. "What's your first name?" Avoids

Please. Danger is my middle name. "What's your first name?" Avoids
by Eddie Soh

September 09, 2015 at 06:11PM
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*looks up from phone* "Kids!! we're leaving the playground in 22 percent."

*looks up from phone* "Kids!! we're leaving the playground in 22 percent."
by Eddie Soh

September 08, 2015 at 02:13PM
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