[Enter Password] drapes [Re-enter Password] carpet [Error: Passwords must match]
by Eddie Soh
March 01, 2016 at 03:39PM
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Monday, 29 February 2016
Procrastination has taught me how to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in 30 minutes.
Sunday, 28 February 2016
Kid: Mommy's last name must be "Honey" cuz that's what daddy calls her Teacher: That's SWEET. What's her first name? Kid: "Sorry," I think
Sometimes, when I'm bored, I tell my mother-in-law to relax.
Saturday, 27 February 2016
I know you've been here. I can smell you, still taste you on my lips. I crave more, but it's over now. Also, you're a donut. And I ate you.
Friday, 26 February 2016
Yoda: Clouded, your future is. Anakin: Are you smoking pot again? Yoda: Six cheeseburgers, I want.
Mommy, what are these? "Put them back they are sleeping pills!" Oh, then you shouldn't yell "Why?" [whispering] YOU'LL WAKE THEM UP
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